Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
you should disable your brother by punching him in the nuts.
dain_bramage 5
connect it to itunes.
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Comments (176)
austinA7X 6
god forbid you go an hour and a half without your iPod.
austinkiser 3
^interesting name and maybe they have alil free time and they wanted to check out a few fml posts
onecutechick101 0
could be worse it could be disabled for a day..
blacopps 5
haha @ #5
quickdog93 4
goddamn, your life must suck if that's the best FML you can come up with. get a grip.
blacksswan 10
Gee it's only 50 minutes, be glad because for some people their ipod gets disabled for more 10+ hours. If you are that impatient why not plug it into itunes and restore it.
quecanada 0
I know how it feels. Only the worst part to my story is that someone ended up stealing mine.
blacksswan 10
grr same thing happened to me. I feel your pain.
quecanada 0
I don't think you do. Jk hahaha.
stephd2010 0
agreed!
costa123 0
try 2 hours
mynameistom 0
sounds like he has a lot of time on his hands
DMBTimCA 0
why waste out time with this bs. you suck. who the f cares.
blacksswan 10
Correction: Our. YOU FAIL.