Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML
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SquishFish 15
Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"
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PleadingInsanity 20
Did he hug back? =D
ellice17 3
Now he'll expect that sort of welcome every time..
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Pandacupcakelove 26
Haha! How awkward... Oh well, maybe he needed a hug really bad! So bad he was about to kill himself but you saved his life! Think positive! :D
Enslaved 38
Count your lucky stars your boyfriend wasn't seconds behind to witness you in the arms of your postman! . . . (That always rings twice)
Anita1023632 3
What is OP loool
bsmith9942 11
Original poster.
motocommradios 6
It could have been a mailwoman instead.
Enslaved 38
I've noticed that everyone that has asked "What does OP mean?" has submitted an FML at one point or another. Is there any way that the-- FML team could make it clearer what it means so that I don't have to feel like slitting my wrist everytime I read the same question over and over and over! Example: (instead of Author/Nick name) it says-- "Original Poster (OP)":[ blank blank] It's "How to Save a Life".
Enslaved 38
Reconsider it, Didi! I'm sure you're tired of seeing that same question more than I am. :P
cherryllollo 7
Maybe your boyfriend was dressed like a mailman and wanted to spice up the romance by bringing you two packages ;)
ebonyirony 29
Holy shit a bifurcated penis.
SquishFish 15
Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"
DrownedMyFish 18
And after he said that did he say "It's time time to deliver the package" and wink at you?
outoftown 27
You got to make two guys happy on the same day, without cheating. Way to go! Not often is a YDI good karma.
Chris20003 17
lol that is awesome, atleast the mailman was cool about it.
thefmlman2011 37
I had an awesome oldish mailman back in the UK. He would allow me and my brother help out with his route.
BunBunBabe 8
Lucky mail man, awkward though.. Hopefully you didn't have to both stand there in silence while he made you sign for a package or something.
Whistlee 8
Mailman got a good job
katiekatlovesu 5
Did he smell nice?