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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML
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calcboi 0
Hopefully you didn't get caught. No, wait, I hope you did.
caancoha 0
"We made love and then suddenly it was like the bright light at the end of the tunnel and I knew-" "That's so romantic!" "No, it was a truck."
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Twinklestar 0
This happened to me when I was taking my boyfriend to my favourite spot above the ocean, because the driveway and the road I was meant to take both looked the same and it was so dark. The worst part was I also got my car stuck in the mud beside their house and had to get my best friends brother to come to tow my car out.
bob1124 0
"Today, I was minding my own business when a couple of idiot teens decided to have sex on my driveway. I had to put up with the sight of the 2 ugliest people I've ever seen. Naked. Just to get them off my driveway. I threw up. FML."
ericalew_xo 0
Hahahahaha WIN.
actorkidrox 0
"Today, I had just gotten back from a fourteen hour work day and was looking forward to a relaxing evening at home. As I pulled into my driveway, I noticed a car I had never seen before. When driving past it, into my garage, it appeared that a couple was having sex in my driveway. FML"
AllisonDanielle 0
For everyone commenting on this saying he should have known it was a drive way. Where i live half the people don't put there mailboxes at the end of their drive way like their suppose to. So its hard telling if a road is a drive way or just another dirt road.
OkieDoke 0
MAybe next time he should try grass, its easier to lay/get laid on and at least there's only a slight chance of being hit by a car.
william0090 0
wow. sounds like some date....? your boyfriend sucks. it sounds like he just really wanted to do it.
Octiskeet 0
FYL for having a boyfriend that thinks a date is just taking you down a dirt driveway to have sex.
lilwhitey 0
I'm the one who posted it. I wasn't really mad about this at all. Made for quite the story and a good laugh! haha
_chrissy_ 0
How come you don't have the little "OP" badge thing?
lilwhitey 0
what's that?
tany_fml 0
they could have changed there name
lilwhitey 0
what is the one he posted listed under?
Vykeera 0
Awww that's romantic... I'm picturing: let's drive to the middle of nowhere, stop when it feels right, look at the stars and talk about anything and nothing while getting a wee bit tipsy, and then have romantic, slightly cold but slightly exciting because it's outside, sex. Much better than the 'romance' that some people consider going to a restaurant or predictable, clichéd, stuff to be. OP: At least you can laugh over it! We really need a "your life's great!" button, too... for when it's neither FYL or YDI.