Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML
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calcboi 0
Hopefully you didn't get caught. No, wait, I hope you did.
caancoha 0
"We made love and then suddenly it was like the bright light at the end of the tunnel and I knew-" "That's so romantic!" "No, it was a truck."
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voicelessXOE 0
....You don't live in Michigan, do you? If you did, that's my house! xD Yeah, people do that a lot. It's rather awkward for them when I shine a flashlight from my window into their cars. >:)
rawrawsum 0
thatz shit
claiiire_fml 17
Today, I was driving home from a long day of work and was ready to relax. Suddenly, I heard moans and screams from my driveway. My headlights then shone on two horny adolecents screwing. FML
claiiire_fml 17
hahahaha. intoxi=win
kthxbai123 1
the people of the house could have been watching you! ewwww
woopdattrick 5
Sounds like a bad country song.
jroxursox1 10
I live in the middle of nowhere and my driveway is a good mile long. It sucks though cuz you never know. :( sorry bout that.
sweetgurl14 2
No, no they don't ..
fantasyworld 39
Awkward.
SkunkPoker 8
Talk about getting caught with your pants down... Still nothing? Damn.