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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML

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lilwhitey tells us more.

lilwhitey 0

We have been together for over 9 months, and it was actually a very romantic date. He is one of the best guys I have ever met, and I couldn't be a luckier girl!

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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calcboi 0

Hopefully you didn't get caught. No, wait, I hope you did.

caancoha 0

"We made love and then suddenly it was like the bright light at the end of the tunnel and I knew-" "That's so romantic!" "No, it was a truck."

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Comments (103)

lilwhitey 0

we didn't stay in the middle of the road dumbass! we were off to the side in the grass! and clearly the people who are posting comments about not knowing it was a driveway are dumbasses too who have never been in the country

DixieDub16 0

I think you people are being too harsh. It's rare for a man to plan things like this, especially after 9 months. He put all that thought into it. It's sweet. & to #31 english muffin. He doesnt need an excuse to have sex with her, they have been together for almost a year, he could have just banged her at home.

DixieDub16 0

ps. im a redneck, and would thouroughly enjoy this sort of romatnic gesture :)

looking_glass 0

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAA WHAT A ROMANTIC EPIFAIL!

Funky_T 0

Y DID THE PENIS CROSS THE ROAD???......TO GET TO THE OTHER ******...THE WHAT?... ******... THE WHAT?

lilwhitey 0

E = MC ******

Funky_T 0

Finally some1 appreciates good music! LOL :D

lilwhitey 0

haha that guy is hilarious!

LindorLuv 0

Very classy.. I guess ******* you anywhere is possible..

GustyButtocks 1

when i first started reading this, where it started talking about boyfriends going down a dirt track, i thought it was going in a WHOLE different direction... quite relieved actually xD

stl360 0

oooooohhh! that SUCKS!

sguitaradam 5

It really sounds like you just want food.

Twisted_Method 0

That kinda happened to me too, only without all that romantic stuff, and it being nighttime. When headlights pull up behind you...FML