Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
Fortitudine 3
I'd be embarrassed too. You're an idiot. YDI
kirdypie 14
I'm sorry but if you don't know what you're talking about its better to keep your mouth shut rather then embarrass yourself and your boyfriend.
FightMyLiger 19
The nerds' claws are out, OP! Fly, you fool!
Jemm_fml 29
Oh man I laughed out loud while reading the comments and unintentionally yelled "SHH!" at myself. This is what I get for watching too much LOTR.
token_blackguy 18
Why were they hanging out in your kitchen?
twinkiefeets 17
Your boyfriend may be the biggest dork in the world.
malkavian_mad 13
Thats a good thing.
Lizzy500 16
Especially if you're a whale.
twinkiefeets 17
113-I guess that depends on ypur point of view.
littlebiggs23 11
Really? Then am I also the biggest nerd ever because I would also get mad at my girlfriend for mixing those two up?
Epeso4 7
I can see why it says YDI, that is a horrible mess-up. How do you even mix those 2 up? Well, other than the age and complexion, I mean.
mperniciaro 15
I don't know anything about Star Wars, but I at least know the difference between Yoda and Gollum. You must live under a rock to get them confused with each other.
MisterMuffinz 13
How. Dare. You.
Geary519 20
you better keep your fingers crossed he dont break up with you thats serious business your messin with