Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
brad42013 3
Seriously!?! Yoda=Starwars Golem=lord of the rings! Write it down!
pattayarick 8
You shouldn't date 12 year olds.
Btelgeus 11
Seriously? I'm not a fan of either series nor my friends and I would have felt embarrased as well. Do not join nerd conversations if you are not one of them, they call smell you in the distance
kickass653 13
One does not simply confuse Gollum and Yoda
Ricky0710 1
who cares about who they are
xs4u 13
haha!!!
Arcaderat90 7
He must really love you if he stayed with you after that.
v1k1rox 12
Don't embarrass yourself like that if you don't what you're talking about why join?
lonelyharts86 8
Well, you're a moron - the two aren't even close. But to call it the "worst embarassment" of his life is a bit of a stretch. YDI, still.
anders09ma 7
Nerd boyfriend...