Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
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Comments (171)
goodgood_fml 5
You can call him out on the lingerie, but he will lie. You need to figure out if you feel like entertaining it. I wouldn't feel like putting forth the effort. It's easier to find someone who will at least be smart enough to not insult your intelligence. Much luck.
Lilacware 4
I think you should speak to him first before jumping to conclusions.
Nikkisha16 0
Either it's a gift like #1 said or...worst way to break up. Ever.
Rosemariie3 0
Confront him about it
riahlyn42392 8
I hate cheaters
Yukii007 1
Sorry babe
Huizingh32 2
Maybe he bought them for himself lol
horsegirl01 0
What does op mean?
Jakespeed207 4
Open *******, my friend.
victoria216 3
Dump his ass girl!!!!!!!!!
newyorkmets75 3
Maybe they were sovenirs from a one-night-stand. You never know. That will be a great topic to bring up at the dinner table. Don't you think so?