Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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slushpup9696 12
It's not about the ring...
Breeneefml12 0
why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.
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Comments (295)
RogueAgent327 0
what's wrong with people today. at least he wants to marry you. stop being so vain. guys don't get shit when we marry. the only thing we get is a nagging wife with bills piling up.
stellajean 0
This is actually cute. :)
serenity40 6
fyl for having a dumbass boyfriend!
serenity40 6
fyl for having a dumbass boyfriend!
drakerd 0
Best guy ever.
thancooper 0
materialistic b!tch
itskatexx 0
I see both sides here: the OP may feel that her boyfriend was just looking for a loophole in buying a diamond, since he didn't seem to give much of an explanation. If he had gone into detail about how love isn't about the ring, then he would have been understood better. But many girls do dream of that diamond one day, and it might come as a disappointment if your boyfriend makes excuses like "it doesn't matter if it's not exactly a diamond, right?"
AloysiusWeasley 15
So long as the band is nickel-free, I'll take him! :D
Bartboy 0
I hope you said no. It's better for him. A genius like him deserves someone who isn't a materialistic Bitch.
oKeepthePeaceo 0
I like your boyfriend. that's funny. you shouldn't be so hung up on getting a diamond, that's not the important part.