loserface23
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
weddinggirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Germany
So touching…
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
A bit cowardly?
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
ollie_ollivia
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Rolax
France
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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bco12 0
"No." It's that simple.
LifeIsntPerfect 0
Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.
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Comments (127)
claiireee1 0
i hope you gave him a big fat "NO!"
bollywood_rocks 0
I'd marry a guy for that reason. Look at it this way: Being married has a financial upside than being single like the way you get taxed,all those wonderful child care credits and in the case of loan consolidation, it actually makes sense: one loan instead of two with the possibility of lowering the payback amount,monthly payment,deferment,etc. Where is the FML here? I believe in practicality AND REALITY and besides AFTER you two get married "for love", YOU'D STILL DO IT because it's more beneficial financially. You're just mad he asked for the consolidation BEFORE as opposed to professing his love for you and wanting to be with you forever which is what some women delude themselves into wanting...
biolysis 0
I hope you said"yes." That's the fiscally responsible thing to do.
nyprtweety 0
Yeah. Not such a good idea. If you want to marry him great. But I am a financial aid advisor at a university in miami. My recomendation is don't consolidate your loans with his. That'll ruin your credit in the event of a divorce. And student loans don't go away in bankruptcy. They wil go with you where ever. The government will get their money one way or the other. They will garnish wages from your paycheck. No more income tax money. And if you ever wanted to further your education don't even think about applying for more aid if you've defaulted. Good luck! I hope you make the right decision. If it were me... Marriage yes... Loan consolidation? Only if they my loans ONLY. Again I say GOOD LUCK
mipieislove 0
say no, hun. it's a loveless marriage if you say yes.
ebbasaur 0
Are you serious..?... So he got down on his knees and was like 'Baby will you marry me...so we can concolidate our student loans...."..... ******* DOUCHEBAG!!! If I were you I would have kneed him..
Rui_fml 0
I absolutely love how the women who have commented on here have said some completely idiotic things, such as: "It is a loveless marriage." "Don't marry that douchebag/asshole/dick/etc." And my most favorite one: "If that were me, I would have punched/smacked/kneed him." No, those quotes were not word for word; however, they were what I generally picked up from these comments full of ignorance. Really now? You women, you would hit your man for doing such a thing? Hilarious. A woman would hit their man, but if a man even had that thought in their mind to hit their woman, ******* hell and war would commence. You would not hit your man, you would look at him with a big fat stupid smile, if he asked you to marry him (no matter what the reason is), and you'd say yes (depending how much you love him). Girls these days are morons. Funny thing is, I am an 18 year old Girl. =] Although, I would never hit my boyfriend, future husband, over some bullshit reason. As for this "FML" ... I agree with the intelligent people who have explained why the marriage has its, essentially, pros and cons. Congrats.
invisibledamage 2
That's terrible. Did you slap him?
sickinlove13 0
At least he asked. My boyfriend won't even talk about marriage and freaks out when I bring it up. lol
sunshinebby 0
welcome to the true meaning of marriage. real love doesn't need a legal document to prove the authenticity. people get married for two reasons: money and fear.