Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I've stayed friends with, begged me to accompany him to the hospital, and act like we are still in love and are now engaged in front of his dying grandmother, who once greatly supported our relationship. We both witnessed her last moments, and her last words to us: "…who the hell are you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Top comments
feven 32
If an 85 year old hospitalized woman can convince your boyfriend you're cheating in under 5 minutes then you guys need to sit down and talk.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So your grandma doesn't like your boyfriend I take it.
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Comments (42)
FelicityWishes 32
Where is the trust?
revolvearoundme 15
That sucks, hopefully he'll figure out that sometimes older people get confused. He might be in a bit of shock, sometimes their stories can seen pretty real. My grandmothers new favorite story is about when I was young and ran away from home and walking down the railroad tracks and found a dead body. I'm guessing Stand By Me was on television.
katelng09 16
Even if you were cheating on the side (which I know you're not) why would you tell your grandmother?
katelng09 16
Or how would she know for that matter?
luvlu444 24
How would your grandmother know? And why does he believe her over you? Something there seems a bit dud
Leauge 13
Op either your grandma has high charisma or your bf is dumb.
FemskyD 26
Pretty lamé you cant Reason with him, old people are known for those kind if mix ups
band_geek 18
Old people can get things mixed up, and if your boyfriend can't understand at least that much, let alone refuses to listen to his own gf, you deserve better.
worldclassrager 41
Did she mistake that guy to perhaps be your father? Depending on your age you both could have came in together...
trumpy 9
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jgmack27 8
My husband's grandmother told the family that my sister-in-law came out to her one day during a visit (gramdma has dementia). The whole family staged a intervention /coming out party for her. She's not gay. So I indirectly feel your pain. :-(