Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML
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Zoldyck 17
"Look, the phone came with this, and this, and- oh sh*t, I swear that came with the phone too."
senor_octubre 24
6 months is long enough for him to get those kinds of pics off his phone.
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Comments (87)
MrThump 16
Put a massive **** picture on your phone and leave it around for him to find. Tell him it's your ex and watch him squirm.
Miss_Mandi 29
I can't imagine the destruction of his ego. Lol
grimlock718 10
yooooooo #savage
raysmith121 10
Or be an adult and talk about it
sstahpp 33
Screw being an adult..big dick pic for the win!
Aixx 11
Lmao i would smack his head tbh right there
talking_toilet 19
Ok don't bitch when he hits you back
worldclassrager 41
Not saying you have to do this but you could have the photo replaced of one of you...or just leave him due to he isn't over her yet...
idxntgiveafxck 17
Reading shit like this makes me sad. Guys suck ?
idxntgiveafxck 17
That was an emoji not a question mark :|
lukian_fml 29
Well you know what he loves, just replace the ex picture with yourself ;)
LoZelda123 20
Try not to worry too much, OP. I've had a few guy friends that will hold on to pics like that, not for emotional reasons, but because they enjoy it sexually. give it time. When he is truly ready to commit, he'll delete any photos like that
betweenwinds 18
After 6 months with a new girlfriend, he's out of excuses. If he hasn't moved on, he shouldn't be in a new relationship. That's just unfair to OP.
SirMrButters 28
At least you know he likes girls
EmoKami 21
Haha. That's what I thought. It can always be worse, could have been a nude guy's pic...
joshi42 16
New phone. Guess it's Android-based, so it would sync with his account and take loads of old shit from there.
soulebelius 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucks to find, but he's a guy. We don't always have an emotional connection to sex. I'm happily engaged but have a secret stash of exes. I have no intentions of going back to them.
inutaru 14
Using that logic you should be able to show your fiancé your stash and she should just understand that it's a sexual thing? Yeah cause you wouldn't be jealous if she had a stash of ex dicks bigger and nicer than yours that she'd rather ********** to than ******* you ?
Aimeejasmine 15
#44 if you were happily married that stash would not be 'secret' lmao
Algorithm 24
Translation: "I'm going to blame my crappy hurtful habits on my gender as if men had some kind of biological imperative to save their ex's nudes" lmao, no. the fact that your stash has to be "secret" shows that you know exactly how much it'd hurt your current partner.
jrod92 21
I hope she finds that "secret" stash and throat punches you. I know I'd be furious if I found that.
limabeans101029 21
44- That is not normal and you are an absolute douche. Masturbating is normal and healthy, yes, but masturbating to secret pictures of your exes is not. As the others have said, if this was truly not a big deal and wouldn't hurt your partner, you wouldn't be keeping it a secret. Women are, in general, just as sexual as men- how would you like it if you found a stash of sexy pictures of your fiancee's exes?
MsSoulReaper 27
I don't understand that in this example, some guys in these comments can blame being a male for not having a "emotional connection to sex". However, when someone else says it they would probably say, "not all guys!"
itsmechardonnay 5
kill him.