Misaki18
United States
Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML
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Big_Pickle 18
Feel lucky they really do only hire good looking people..
Surfer7456 7
Anyone who willingly wants to work for the asshat that owns that company is automatically a douche in my book.
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UnluckyGenius 21
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Sorry, putting this in my win column.
B_miller22 1
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You deserve it because he is an idiot
bosox29 14
You deserved to have your comment buried because you're an idiot!
hcollins1 18
So it's her fault that he's an idiot? Let me tell you how much sense that makes.
bosox29 14
It makes as much sense as **** on a catfish....apparently
icemand90 17
**** on a catfish?! that's umpossible......
LukeE45 10
don't worry, if he's ignorant enough to believe that then he probably doesn't deserve you
mFUNdo21 17
I would be very worried if I was with someone who doesn't deserve me
mFUNdo21 17
sorry, please ignore my previous comment
elevoloxx 13
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I've been offered a job there and Buckle twice. I'm not quite sure why, I don't think I'm above average.
mangoboy1 19
Fishing for compliments?
PenguinBitch 44
#18..what?!? C'mon gurrl , why aren't you sure you're above average? ;). You're below /below/ average. Consider yourself a beautiful monkey.
kidclarke 15
Don't insult monkeys like that.
mFUNdo21 17
18, apply cold water to fresh burns :)
mandacleary 14
can you say thirsty?
fuqmilife 7
Omg..like, your totally hot enough to work there. There...feel better?
elevoloxx 13
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Lol! Definitely not looking for complements. I'm just simply saying, I must look like a hard worker or something. & I'm plenty hydrated.
mandacleary 14
yeah that's definitely what you were saying.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I wouldn't be to happy about that. The guy who helped me at Buckle last time was not attractive in any way, shape, or form.
starile 20
It's ok that most of these comments flew right over your head, elevoloxx. You're blonde.
addioty 19
Lamborghini mercy, yo elevoloxx is so thirsty
LarissaAllen 10
"Look at me! I'm an attention *****!"
150493x 29
I hope he doesn't let it get to his head too much once the excitement wears off. That could have a negative impact on your relationship.
perdix 31
Get a job at Victoria's Secret or, even better, Barnes & Noble, because smart is the new hot ;)
Dreamcatcher1229 17
Hey, do you wanna head back to my place and see my... >_> <_< ...extensive collection of classic literature? :-P Couldn't resist.
ColbyGB 13
It's a good thing personality doesn't come in play...
KingReppin956 15
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Well if he actually is hot, whats the problem?
mFUNdo21 17
he's arrogant?
queerdragon 20
If you want to watch hot people then you go to the movies. If you want to be in a real relationship with someone, you should want someone who is not going to imply they are better than you because of looks.
giraffelovergirl 19
I hope his dick is as big as his ego.
annie_nk 23
It probably isn't. (PS I love your profile picture :)
ohsnapcrackers 6
this is totally unrelated but if you want a good laugh go listen to ego by Beyonce :) it's basically a song about Jay-z's big dick
His_Holiness 18
Come on people, everyone with a giant ego is just overcompensating for their toddler penis. FYL twice OP.
jw90 18
Well he's right you knew.