LukeE45

Mr Denver, Colorado 30 years-old Single

Best-stuf-on-Earth 12 July 2009, 07:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

What's that?

Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

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Ben 19 August 2013, 06:21 Louisville, United States

Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML

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