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Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

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Misaki18 17

Yeah he thinks he's better than me , I feel like a Cinderella after midnight while he's the prince. He's always bragging about how good looking, smart, and charismatic he is and now it's worse. -_-

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Big_Pickle 18

Feel lucky they really do only hire good looking people..

Surfer7456 7

Anyone who willingly wants to work for the asshat that owns that company is automatically a douche in my book.

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Comments (251)

Larry01_fml 19

your boyfriend is an idiot

Mat35 8

She just overdosed on pill just like that

Kagulocke 13

Response to wrong fml is wrong.

kaduzy 12

If he's not joking then DTMFA.

worldclassrager 41

It's a job...you could give a great comeback depending where you work...

Blahblah9921 4

ok yea thats great that he got a job but he shouldnt keep bragging

Beepbeep7 14

I would never brag about working there.Who wants to be judged on their looks by a guy that appears to have been hit by a Mack truck then gnawed on by Hannibal lector?

lipun 8

Op, I guess it's time to feel more proud than before.

escobar07 10

Its ok though, he makes minimum wage lol

RedDragonx32 8

try and the get the job too so if u get it u can tell him they only hire hot girls lol

truepanda 2

lol hes probably joking. chill ppl

blackwidowtaco 31

From the comments that op herself has come back and stated about the "prettier than thou" pretty boy, I'd say he's not.