Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
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wagne057 6
Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.
hockeychicl003 6
some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.
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Comments (127)
morgs21 2
Haha my boyfriend without a doubt would say the same
ICastillo 25
Well you better send those dang pictures of his car then.
dan_in_wi 12
I'd do the same...
florido_fml 10
Your car is so riceee haha
dan_in_wi 12
haha, laugh it up. I'd rather have my 300hp "rice" car, than have fake beliefs. your pic makes you look gay, and if there was a "god" he wouldn't accept you. so start looking somewhere else for salvation you butt pirate.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Cockblocked by a car
laden_swallow09 35
I think you mean "****-shunt".
KiddNYC1O 22
18 meant that figuratively, of course.
scr_sensei 14
He'll tire of it soon, once certain drives start taking over. Then he'll be overheating for you, hoping you'll clutch his gearshaft. That is, if you don't uncouple first.
ManInTheMachine 20
I'd say they're starting to drift apart. No pan(infarina) intended.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol loove your comments :-)
lsdecaria1 5
I love to wear frilly underwear and stroke my collection of My Little Pony dolls. Hey gang!
ManInTheMachine 20
And another one bites the dust.
RedPillSucks 33
Told my girl I just had to forget her, Rather buy me a new carburator, So she made tracks sayin' ths is the end now, Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now
DocBastard 40
I always wondered why Queen had a song titled "I'm In Love With My Car". Now I know.
Enslaved 38
What about the White Snake's video "Here I go Again" with Tawny Kataen doing cartwheels on a Jaguar? Hot girl plus sexy cars equals a hit video.(: Cars are appealing, no doubt!
Ugi 27
It's a car. What's it going to look like? Perhaps you should sand off all the paint & send him "naked" pics!