Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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Rddvl 11
if that's just a ring to keep others away, imagine what your actual wedding ring will look like!
gracehi 33
Buy him an awesome new car and tell him, "Oh no, you're not allowed to drive it. I just want to keep it in your driveway so everyone thinks I have a rich boyfriend." Then keep the key in a lock box at the bank, just to be sure. Let's see how he likes it.
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Jenn50 19
I would kiss him, say thank you, and put it on my OTHER hand, telling him that it isn't appropriate to wear it on my left, as it isn't a engagement ring. He has a right not to get engaged before he's ready, and giving pretty jewelry is nice, but to ask her fake engagement to keep other guys away is insulting to her integrity.
000lizzy000 13
I wouldn't wear a non-committal ring
Perfectg 9
such a loving and considerate boyfriend.
skyeyez9 25
If you want to be married and your bf isn't interested (keeps postponing, refuses to talk about it...etc), keep your options open. Especially if you both have been dating a long time. My neighbor dated a guy for 10years before she finally gave up and left him. She is now happily married with two girls. Her ex bf kept putting the marriage date further and further down the road, making excuses. Unfortunately, she wasted 10yrs.
The_F3rris 11
Eh, *shrugs* throw it away.
immortalshadows 3
it's probably fake.
Needafarm 22
It's just sad that some adult men want all the perks of dating and none of the committal issues that may come from it. I understand that communication might have something do with this type of situation but honestly, how many men or women for that matter would really stay with a person if on their first few dates that person just came out and said that they wanted to be married within a certain time frame and what they expected to come of this, the other person would most likely start running away quickly. I'm not saying that you two should have talked about this that early into the relationship, but hell at some point would be nice. The cell phone company probably has a better deal with him that you do.
Obryn 9
Buy yourself a nice gold chain and tell this turd you're going to wear it as a pendant until he can make the commitment he's asking you to make. You definitely deserve better.
vbmg152 19
What? Is he marking his territory? Tell him thanks for the ring & find another guy!
Hammer01 8
Run as fast as you can ....