Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
Welshite 40
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
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Comments (125)
sierraaaa 15
I'd be stoked!!
Nastorrian 11
That's not an FML moment in my opinion. I personally think it's a good thing when you can joke around like that with your husbandwife in any situation especially situations that are intimate. My wife knows I turn into a 12 year old when she takes off her shirt and she just giggles with me and we have fun. Obviously I know when to be serious and such. But I think it makes us that much stronger and closer to know we can joke and play around, no matter the situation. But that's just my take on it is all. To each their own.
BFons 19
Free the boobies!
Nastorrian 11
On a side note. "Boobies be free" Should be a bumper sticker. I'd buy it.
sonnyrosa 32
How exactly is this an FML? You have a boyfriend with a sense of humor and the ability to release your tit harness with one hand? I've worn a bra for 17 years, I still can't open it with one hand. Boobies are a wonderful thing, let them fly free.
BossMindedFemale 20
why fyl? your boobies are free! thats always a relief after being trapped so long. good job to your boyfriend! theyre always a bitch to unhook >.<
Sperratic 2
That's absolutely adorable!!
tvwrestler98 14
this really shouldn't be an FML
tvwrestler98 14
Hey what was that for!!?? Was there offence??
glabberfasted 16
They'll send you an email explaining it.
mxij 13
Still not as good as docbastard