Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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ncbb5 18
Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iAlissa 34
This is the most American FML I've ever read
CatLady4Lyf 30
"Hold my beer and watch this."
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 41
I love the way you phrased this...boys will be boys and experiment with anything
tomvertigo 17
You also get the movie Deliverance. Be glad you got the hospital bill.
ThrottleJockey 36
Sounds like something I'd see on The Man Show. And now, girls jumping on trampolines!
ShadowStarEXE 35
This guy sounds like he needs babysitting 24/7. o_O
ncbb5 18
yeah, I was talking to him after he got patched up, he said he had a new idea involving a saw, extension cord, and six pack of red bull...I'm never going to work again
countryguy91290 16
well thing is with us guys if it's fun we will do it, if we are drunk we come up with stupid (utterly stupid) things to do at times.
Shadowvoid 33
This sounds like a really metal story.
jonomc 12
We have all tried it. But usually with a hammer and not an axe
davek 36
And a Darwin award, hopefully.
phreaker913 21
that sounds like fun actually.... details?
Sandman2015 12
Okay, you have my attention, go on...
capnbzarr 43
Stupid is as stupid does.