Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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ncbb5 18
Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
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iAlissa 34
This is the most American FML I've ever read
CatLady4Lyf 30
"Hold my beer and watch this."
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Comments (83)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like it started with "hold my beer" and next thing you know someone is shooting a gun while another person is trying to hit the flying bullets with an axe. Red neck baseball anyone?
americanafrican 32
or hitting a shotgun shell with the axe and he managed to nail the firing pin
Jen092 6
34...he would have had to hit the primer...firing pin is part of the gun
janfleury 19
In the words a famous redneck......here's your sign.
dansco 25
Oh this needs a follow up! Lots of FMLs don't but this one does.
Born2Pizza 23
I hope he's okay! Hopefully he learned a lesson.
imabat 14
Was he trying to chop the shells in half?
oceaneyes213 21
DocBastard would get a kick out of this.
NodakN8V 25
Because no good thing has ever come from "hold my salad and watch this" !!
Aspirax 13
Oh, the life living in Kentucky.
ncbb5 18
Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
vikky538 29
You should never say don't do anything stupid
friday9733 11
That's just a reminder to be stupid. Source: Am stupid.
renafire 16
Not gonna lie, it's a little sad/scary you have to remind your bf not to do anything stupid whenever you leave him to his own devices...glad you're both okay though.
slavka012 11
Lol true that :)
xxkrystalxx 14
#52's comment?
KamiyaHaine 18
Great that he's ok. Guys seriously get up to funny things once we aren't around. My fiancé couldn't sleep when I went on holiday without him, and he met up with friends. They went to bomb poop at a friend's recent ex's home. They really get up to mischief!
BrandiLush 31
What exactly did he do? I feel like I need details! :) Nevermind, I read your other comment but can't delete this one.
clemsi 20
Anything that starts out "Hey hold my beer" is going to be at an epic level of stupidity.
Ianamis 6
We got a gay redneck everyone. This is a ******* unicorn of society.