Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
ICastillo 25
Hmm that is an interesting discovery...
amalienoelle 9
If that's the worst thing going on in your life right now, you can't even complain.
WritingWrongs 8
Honestly, how does anyone even write an fml like this?
switchgurl20 17
i need to know this why???
Sitaaboo 6
Hahah don't read it then, you have a choice to read her fml or not. Grow up.
Metallica36176 16
Once you get to a certain point, you cant really help but continue.
musicalaves 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah that's not very safe...you wanna keep the stuff from your rear at your rear, or risk getting diseases
SirCharles83 13
I think you misread this Fml.
jessimica642 8
Do you know what a queef is?
leena24 11
How on earth is a queef unsafe??
challan 19
She said doggie style not anal.
sorrowsangel89 1
What? I think u r confused.
weeabaka 6
Please, tell me what gave you the idea that they were having anal sex?
DocBastard 40
I have two questions: 1) Why the hell are you so prone to queefing, and 2) Why would you allow him to continue ******* you after the second or third time? He must be THAT good.
nora2011 4
1) Wide open spaces. 2) Working on keeping those spaces well toned, and wide open.
SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
the_true_batman 10
I'm glad you have a sense of humour. Sex is best when you have fun and don't take it too seriously.
phorn84 13
I heartily agree. I could very well give Tucker Max a run for his money with the amount of awkward (often under the influence) sexual (mis)adventures.
rosesong2494 3
Wait... I'm confused. If it was so funny to you as well as him, then why is your life ******?
mintcar 10
You obviously enjoyed it so much you allowed him to continue.
daps29 11
This gave me an image...
nevergo 10
What image?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
There are some things that should just not be shared.
AsianAdvent 2
As a girl, I feel insecure about queefing o.O"