Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
SaltukBugraHan 8
I'm so going to try this out. If I ever get a girlfriend that is :'(
zuzupetalsYO 11
Disgusting *horf
GhostDuck 30
... You have to smart?
riellllle 14
Well, this was a mental image I wasn't prepared for.
bakerella 29
What idiot thought it was a good idea to submit this, and to put it on the front page?
outoftown 27
#128, 1. OP. 2. The moderators.
rhaemese 9
102 how can you know I'm not smart? You don't necessarily have to be smart to be a smart ass. Just sayin.
zuzupetalsYO 11
I agree its not abnormal, but the visual. *shudder. How is this an FML? Did anyone say, "don't matter had sex" yet?
Salem222 4
I am 12 and what is this?
PrincessPesa 20
Something your parents probably don't want you to know anything about yet and you might get in trouble for reading Beware, 12 old! And run far, far away from the intimacy FMLs.
aj94w 4
Are you 12 or 20? You're profile seems to disagree with you.
Calingaladha 21
When a girl loves a boy very much, sometimes their vaginas like to interject, and...yeah ****** belch/fart. Now go tell your mom you learned what a queef is.
aj94w 4
This is partially why my girlfriend hates doggy-style. It's really...uh, cute.
hmmmmml 0
Sounds disgusting, k thnx