Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
I hope your insurance covers him, and maybe you should break up with him
misschrissyv92 8
I guess he couldn't 'have it his way'.
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Comments (62)
Etweens96 25
Sorry OP but he's gotta go
SPN_lover666 27
Dump him OP. With his anger issues, he is a powder keg waiting to go off
daemonsparta 16
make him pay for damages to your car and the customer. his childish fit could have caused an injury! afterwards dumo him because he sounds toxic
Brilliant66star 17
Looking on the bright side, you work at a drive-thru and you can afford a car and fuel for it. Unless your boyfriend is insured on this vehicle, YDI.
an3ph 20
OP, I believe the word you are looking for is "ex-boyfriend".
Hop6e 22
What a jerk off! First off he shouldn't be hoping for free food to being with, if it's possible and you offer it then that's 1 thing but him just assuming and then throwing a temper tantrum is a whole other thing. Sorry hun. I hope everything works out with your car, that sucks.
TotallyNotAKid 11
Make him pay for the damages and your broken heart!
Dexter83_fml 17
You could say that he took your car without consent (TWOC) he would be charged for it if you wanted to have him arrested it would clear your name and your hopefully ex bf would be seen as the one to blame and not you
ViviMage 40
Claim the car as stolen, for him to be arrested. Hopefully your BF crashing in the drive thru lane doesn't make you lose your job by association.
Miss_Mandi 29
He crashed your vehicle while simultaneously trying to be a double freeloader. I'm sorry OP, that's not something you need in your life.