Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
I hope your insurance covers him, and maybe you should break up with him
misschrissyv92 8
I guess he couldn't 'have it his way'.
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Comments (62)
thefmlman2011 37
Dump his ass, he's such a cry baby, and your just following the rules
Dick_diamond 22
* you're
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, and if it's your car, you should seriously get repair costs out of him, if he doesn't agree to it then go to court, some people are just completely immature.
Lorenzo1102 21
The amount of FMLs with people having S.Os like this are too damn high!
Carebeareatu 23
That would make him the ex boyfriend in my book.
allforfun 23
No doubt. After his insurance fixes the car though...
ILikeKoalas 24
Yeah, that's a good enough reason for a break up I'd say.
worldclassrager 41
I guess he wasn't saying I'm loving it...hope he still loves you though...depending where you work you may get one free meal maybe you could give that to him sometime...
MonstreBelle 29
That's just going to teach him that if he throws a temper tantrum like a toddler and acts in a completely childish, immature manner by damaging the property of others, then he will get what he wants. He is at fault for the accident and since he was driving his/her car, there is a good chance that it will raise his/her insurance rates. He/she shouldn't give him shit.
worldclassrager 41
I didn't realise it was her car...my mistake
MonstreBelle 29
No worries, it happens to everyone. Although, in my opinion, even if it had been his own car he still should not be rewarded for that kind of behavior. It was completely reckless and irresponsible. He is lucky he didn't hurt someone, assuming "only to smash into a paying customer" meant their car and not the customer themself
Sandsh8rk 36
Well, I guess he didn't want fries with that.
daddysgirl243 21
sounds too immature for me
pos20 26
You mean your "ex" boyfriend now right?
russfml 31
I think you should give your boyfriend the free all inclusive Mcdump meal