Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
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g_love_glove 0
It sounds like he did great, your boyfriend is 5 years old, right?
Blabloop_Fishie 0
It doesn't say you dated for long, but he sounds like a really crappy guy. On the other hand, crayons are cute, the thought counts, then again, if he fails to spell your name...oh god
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kindness 0
that's bs. i met my boyfriend in high school. we've been together for 2 and a half years and really care about each other. and we know we're going to be together for the rest of our lives. while it may be true for some or even most, it doesn't automatically make it true for everyone. SOME teenagers can be very mature and have maybe even a more mature relationship than some adults!
kindness 0
agreed. and i hope they do!
davek 36
Are you two about 5 years old?
kindness 0
this guy is ridiculous
meggtoeee 0
lol actually im not. i have 2 friends who are girls cause i hate girls so much, id rather hang out with the boys. i said both the guy and girl were right. i think it mean how everybody is calling this girl a bitch and a ***** for getting upset you know?
quarty165 0
It's so nice to see someone else in the same place as me. My boyfriend and I started dating in high school and have been dating two and a half years. Yes, we know we're getting married, but no, it's not some naive or childish dream. We've just been through a lot together. Just because most high school relationships are based on immaturity doesn't mean all are. The op's (hopefully now "ex")bf definitely fits in the category of immature though.
quarty165 0
OP, you deserve it if you don't break up with him. In that case, we don't wanna hear it. Otherwise, FYL.
boatkicker 5
I'm in a similar situation! My fiance proposed to me a few days before graduation. Holding off on the wedding for another year though because we can't afford anything that includes our families and (to me at least) my family means a lot. I have a gigantic one, so it's not going to be cheap, even if we have it in the back yard or something. Food is wicked expensive. :( But all wedding planning stress aside, not all high school couples are destined to fail. My aunt and uncle (now in their 30's) started dating when they were both 12.
princessjane 0
trash and garden rip offs. poor you. poor mom. fyl babe.
steeeeeve 0
ydi for dating him. people like that don't just have flukes, he's obviously trashy