Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
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DesiBoyz 14
He obviously has sumthing to be guilty of
tsenx 7
Good, now you can find someone who is just as nice :).
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Comments (123)
Cherrrry_ 5
Well if you're nice, I don't see any reason for him to be guilty.
annie_nk 23
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noi - *train horn blares*"
j_cat187 20
Did anyone get that portal reference?
annie_nk 23
Judging by the down votes, no.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Sometimes being “too nice” translates into “being a doormat”. If for instance you agree to everything your boyfriend does and says, and never stand up for yourself, I can understand he broke up with you, because it becomes then too easy to take advantage of you. My husband is the sweetest man ever but knows to tell me to get lost when I deserve it, which is good because I have a slightly controlling temperament. Otherwise, I could end up walking all over him without even noticing. Now, it’s up to you to know if that is the case or if it was a cheap excuse.
Nessco 36
One day you'll find somebody who appreciates you being nice and you can look back at this and think him the idiot that he is.
pptm 13
Is brilliant.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
You're better off without him, op. He's got far too many emotional issues if you being too nice is troublesome to him. On the other hand, it sounds as if this could be a lame cover for some unknown reason he's too cowardly to admit.
cryssycakesx3 23
did you use a diving board to jump so far to that conclusion?
Vintage_Cola 29
I'll be honest I know how your ex feels x(
kurodansei 16
It's good to know I'm not the only one! there are at least 3 of us. There could be dozens!
LennyComa 39
He must have something to feel guilty about
winchestinalock 21
My friend once told me that me being too nice annoys her. Guess you just can't win with people!
KoalaBek 23
YDI but only because you deserve better!
PassiveAggresive 12
Well that's not cool! And it probably wasn't you, he most likely had something to he guilty of.