Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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haishawna 0
hahahaha! i lol'ed but don't worry you can probably find a bettter guy:)
iJack 0
wow. big deal. he broke up with you and you thought when he called "sweetie" it was for you?
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Comments (77)
chowyuk 0
god these teen my bf/gf dumped me fml are really getting annoying, your life is not over because you got dumped
I'madumbass 19
What are you? An adult? An alien? Because clearly you are someone who doesn't understand teenage hormones and won't bother giving a shit to try to understand them. Yes, the world is not ending because something happened, but it's an emotional crisis-we can't help it. By the way, this is coming from a teenage dumbass who has severe paranoia.
sheknowsherway 0
fail.
thequeenofbeauty 0
aww you should steal the cat 8) don't worry , girl , you'll find someone better. I mean, c'mon, who calls his cat " sweetie" ? :) xo
Struedelmuffin 0
Cheese cubes mixed with a fresh cup of lemon hair.
likeOMGwow 0
this isnt really an FML..
Dragonmouth 4
At least the cat doesn't want to break up with you. :)
shootingstar8D 0
His cat ranaway, so? How's this an fml? If u didn't go back to him then there's nothing wrong
ohFawkYou 0
HAHA ! :D
Nathan727_fml 0
So he loves his cat, so what? I mean it is HIS pet! Girlfriends will come and go but pets will stay by your side. I hate all of the boyfriend/girlfriend FML's lately, especially how most of them are just one of them overreacting.
ALittleBirdToldM 0
i agree with nathan727......