Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol
blueavenger 0
"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.
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Comments (107)
tttron 0
fyl someone bought you diamond earrings. i don't see how you'll ever overcome this hardship
tomilalala 0
Hahahaha
Exhumed 0
lold
rhodium 0
He could be colour blind... in which case it would be an FML for him.
shaniqualee 2
He probably bought you diamond earrings in the hopes that he could put it in your brown eye, if you know what I mean.
d15c0d4v5 0
Haha, awesome
tehgeorgeh 0
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
99MDC 0
#8 is right. Depending on the light your eyes can look brown. I'd be pretty happy if I were you.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Get him a penis ring. When he freaks, explain to him kindly that you forgot that he has neither a penis piercing nor a penis.
girlygirl666 0
Hahaha WIN
plexico 4
To My Purple-Headed One-Eyed Prince.
Witchcraft_fml 5
It may at least be black and blue after OP gave her that note. XD
Dr_Know 0
Are you sure they're not cubic zirconia?
plexico 4
DrKnow, He accidentally gave the cheap cubic zirconium clip-ons to the other girl with the note, "To My Skanky, Green-Eyed Cum Dumpster." What a mix-up!
Dr_Know 0
Oh noes the hi-jinx! Sounds like something that would happen in a crappy comedy...
plexico 4
It was. The movie was called "Cheaty-Cheaty, Bang-Bang." It never had wide release.
plexico 4
So, he forgot your eye color and whether your ears have pinholes in them -- I'll bet he can describe your **** in exquisite detail! Take the earrings back to the store for cash (you can't wear them anyway), and with the money, buy another boyfriend who DOES remember the color of your eyes.
MeganTBone 0
Honey, just because he said you have pierced ears and brown eyes doesn't mean a thing. Guys don't usually pay attention to every single little detail about a girl. Be happy he got you something in the first place.
pieofchrist 0
yeah.... that's pretty ungrateful I'd lol at the mistakes and be super happy that your bf thought of you and felt that it was worth the money spent to make you happy. most guys wouldn't do that.
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Sister?