Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol
blueavenger 0
"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.
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Comments (107)
alex_mu 0
FIRST!!! .....................................................NOT
TheKitsune 0
So he's not observant. Big deal. You obviously like him for other reasons. Just ask yourself, do you want to be with a man you loves you and doesn't notice your eye color because looks don't matter?
sbarre1 0
So pierce your damn ears and STFU.
lovemehobo 0
OMG stop you bloody complaining, go out and piece you god dang ears!! HE BOUGHT YOU DIAMONDS
ragsy 7
Did you know as many as a third of men have some type of color blindness? I am red-green colorblind, and I would probably think your green eyes are brown.
PutDownTheGun 0
Wow. Way to be an ungrateful bitch. He could easily be colorblind, since a good number of men are. I'm violet-blind, for example. And it's natural for him to assume that your ears are pierced since a good many women have piercings. He must've spent a ton of his own money on the diamonds, and you treat the gift as an insult. He should just dump you now, because if he doesn't, you'll just drain all of his money in a divorce settlement.
FarSide 23
LOL. YDI for not measuring up to the brown eyed princess. But seriously: how do you think the "brown-eyed princess" felt when she openned your boyfriend's gift envelope and found a certificate for a "vaginoplasty consultation" with a plastic surgeon?
FarSide 23
There is no need for a 600 pound woman to worry how ear rings will make her look.
bisou_doll 0
what a dumbass lol
crazyjack 0
lol they're probably fake haha