Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)
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Nyx_fml 23
I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".
Korra_fml 23
well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.
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Comments (151)
King_paradox 22
That's awesome
jonahwalzer 12
How old is he?! Hahahha
worldclassrager 41
Wow.,.thats all I can say..
superdom 12
That's cute just make him wash it dammit
NoFightinDestiny 9
Say what you want, but onesies are damn comfortable. Oh, and RIP in peace sex life. That is all
cryssycakesx3 23
rest in peace in peace!
Korra_fml 23
although Rest In Peace does fit R.I.P. actually stands for Requiem In terra Pax (basically the same meaning, but the correct words and just all around sounds cooler)
Jemm_fml 29
Jesus Christmas, I can never let my boyfriend read this thread lest he gets any cockamimie ideas.
rustyxjohnson 1
Reminds me of peter griffin
UndeadxArmy 5
What's a onesie?
Beepbeep7 14
It's the pajamas that are literally one piece.They go from your shoulders and have feet built into them.Think Christmas story with the rabbit outfit.
stiansr 8
Doesn't matter, had sex?
nyxiny 22
Still counts!
Capt_Air713 13
That's really creepy. I'm so sorry OP.
onlychildFTW 34
How is it creepy?