Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)
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Nyx_fml 23
I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".
Korra_fml 23
well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.
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Comments (151)
catsie_fml 14
I hope it's a bunny onesie
mstoffel 13
That would be amazing.
dannnngthatsux 19
He looks like a pink nightmare.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Burn it with fire
daniel_2209 12
no, burn it with water
BlueFlatts 20
Ruin it while he's in the shower or at work. I really hope for OP's sake that those are still on the agenda w/o the onesie.
griggypop 4
Or a carefully crafted insult.
capslockisgood 19
Is your husband Peter Griffin?
karlcolt45 19
that flap is supposed to be for the butt. he's wearing it backwards
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, you don't know what kind of sex he's having!
ZY1431 24
wow just wow. run away lol
psycheiris13 20
I'm sure it's one of those things that he'll be obsessed with for a little while, and then stop using completely. Hopefully. Although you should really tell him how this makes you feel OP.
oly49 10
boyfriend of the year right der lol fyl indeed
MzZombicidal 36
Right der?
ZackL624 5
Burn it while he's in the shower
DavidKnows 11
And then HE can burn anything SHE owns that displeases HIM, right? How would you feel if that happened to you?
olpally 33
What a weirdo.
DRush_fml 12
What kind of onsite is it?