Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)
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Nyx_fml 23
I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".
Korra_fml 23
well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.
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Comments (151)
Forever1218 10
Sounds like Peter Griffin
azyjazy713 11
You, my friend, have found yourself a freak
rec_chem 22
If you refuse to have sex with him while he's wearing it, he'll take it off.
nitrog100 21
Neat. Going out in public with it is a bit odd, but he sounds like a pretty cool guy.
LILCHEVY 5
You need a real man
Sitting_Ducki 8
One piece pajamas? Good lord I thought you were talking about the clothes babies wear. You know the shirts with the extra material to clothes under a diaper. You're ridiculous if its that cold grow up
onlychildFTW 34
The shirts with extra material and the snaps can be useful. I have a few pairs of those.
Korra_fml 23
what do you mean by "if it's that cold grow up"? how would "growing up" make it any less cold?
kalbrek009 20
Sounds like he has some issues that can only be resolved with a lot of personal counseling...maybe it's time to dump the man child & find a adult man (that is, if you're both actually over 18)
numberswoman 14
A union suit, not a onesie!
myeviltwin 20
Eh, that's what you get for dating a five year old :P JK. Looks like it might be a long winter for you.
jollimus 7
Your name wouldn't happen to be Lois Griffin would it? :)