Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
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gamermonster 34
People who break up over text are not the people you deserve OP. The best of luck
PurpleKicks 22
That's flat out, ****** up! I'm sorry to hear this OP. The guy sounds like an ass hat, your a lot better off with out him.
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Comments (58)
sarahlwatson24 6
So he had the chance to do it person and didn't? He's a prick and be glad you're not dating him anymore.
thetuckinator 12
My thought is, he didn't want to break up with her in person, then have her driving home in horrible weather an emotional wreck. He was actually being thoughtful
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
...or he could have waited for a better time to do it properly? My thought is that he's gutless.