Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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DocBastard 40
And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!
NoFeet 4
Tell him he can be Super Undersized Penis Man
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Comments (119)
ganjaone 2
Like most girls
whythey 7
Your boyfriend is a douche !! i would of cursed him out...
blondecat 6
And he could be the single jerk with the power of being dumped!:)
The_F3rris 11
So...are you a bitch?
blondecat 6
This is how to dump him: say and you could be the ugly single guy, with the power of being dumped.
numbersystem 4
He could be the coma, cuz you'll put him in one with a bitchslap!
kimberlyrd 1
Lmao!!! Hilarious
challan 19
I am scetching this up tonight! I see you as a Japanese woman, your flag as your cape, a maxi with wings as your flying carpet, tampon as parachute and used as a battering ram and your Nemesis is Dr. Yeast.
nonnieluv 9
Gah that's gross
Spectre529 12
i wouldnt take it personally.. yeah you should be mad, but it doesnt help to be mad. so just move on, and move past it and it will be better for you =D
sadgirl1001 4
If he thinks you are such a bitch then why is he with you?