Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 40
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
lagrimae 9
you are the reason why children cry when their mom & dad break up. I feel sorry for you, but you deserved this. home wrecker.
ABillOnFire 15
Jesus the commentors on on this website are judgemental, you don't have to assume OP knew he was married, a lot of married people have secret partners and said partners have no idea the person they are with are married
worldclassrager 41
It took me a couple minutes to figure this out...but then I got it...commandment #7 Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery....
Noreason89 6
It's funny how everyone is assuming she knew about the marriage the whole time. There isn't enough info here to call her a homewrecker or a ****, what ever happened to giving people the benefit of the doubt.
Nirah_fml 18
She obviously knows now and is still referring to him as her boyfriend. Not ex-boyfriend. Not simply "the father of my child". Boyfriend. That means they're still in a relationship. That means, whether or not she knew he was married before, she knows he's married now and hasn't broken up with him. Plus, she's sulking because he hasn't left his wife. That's why.
Noreason89 6
Okay so she knows now what is she supposed to do just abandoned any an all feelings she likely had for him, and she will likely have to raise the child on her own, what's bothering me the most are the people calling her a homewrecker and a **** when they don't know even half the story. The amount of judgemental people on this site is ridiculous.
love_me_electric 20
You must be new to FML. People here are ridiculously judgmental. If someone got stabbed on their cigarette break at work, 99% of people would be saying "YDI for smoking".
creepyclowntown 10
I feel sorry for the wife.Hope they don't have kids to add to the mess you created
TheCerealKiller 24
I take insult to OP's username.
ksks1234 33
I thought the same thing. I hope she means she likes eating a lot of different cereals and not she is a constant mistress.
TheCerealKiller 24
I was referring to my own username. ;)
Astarea 22
I'm sorry what? You slept with someone's husband, got pregnant, are 7 months in and you only have the guts to tell his wife now? That poor child is a victim of circumstance. But you, however are less than scum. You deserve no sympathy, your unborn child does.
TheTruthIsHarsh 4
And 71, that's what I meant. The poster I was talking to seems to place all the blame on the husband only. They are both responsible (irresponsible).
WhisperSoflty 20
You're good. I knew what you were talking about. :)
CaptainBlack 18
I think it's pretty safe to assume that whether or not she deserved it, her life sucks.
AliceAristocrat 12
Did anyone ever think that maybe when she got pregnant, she didn't know he was married and by the time she found out, it was already too late? That might not be the case but we don't have to assume the worst of her just because she's the mistress.