Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 40
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
perdix 31
He's such a douche!!! He should have taken you to dinner with him and his wife! You could start to make plans for your little polygamous colony.
Spark_Slicker 19
He's married, he's not your boyfriend. He's just a piece of crap that you're having an affair with. And you're just his mistress. You're also an awful human being and I greatly pity that poor child you're carrying.
GlitterScribbles 9
I feel like OP posted this because she didn't know he was married until she was already pregnant. Otherwise she's a **** who deserves it.
strive 12
The post isn't written as if she JUST found out, so if she found out after she got pregnant then she's known he's married for a while. And in that case she shouldn't still be calling him her boyfriend. therefore she's still a stupid *****.
SexyQueen0905 24
I get the feeling that OP's FML in her post was that he still stays with his wife even though OP is heavily pregnant, not that she just found out. If I'm right, there aren't harsh enough words to describe OP and her "boyfriend", so I'll just settle for slutty bitch and man-whorish douche-nozzle. My sympathy is with the baby and the wife.
150493x 29
I really hope your child doesn't suffer because of this.
Candybeth 4
they never leave their wives...
mamaems 8
you have no right to be mad! he's married and a cheater. you both should be ashamed!!
graceinsheepwear 34
I am sad for all of you. That is a hard situation with probably an involved backstory. I wish you all well.
gc327072 31
Shoot! OP, if you worded this post wrong and you were unaware he was married, you better clear up that VERY fast. Otherwise this comment section is gonna turn to pure acid (though it'd be much deserved)
kate3101 15
I'm not sure how to feel about this. I've been the wife in a situation like this, and it sucks more than you can imagine. However, that experience taught me that these things are usually pretty complex. For example, you don't know what the guy told her when they first got together. He could have lied about being married, claimed to be separated - any number of believable lies. I am sad for OP that once the truth was out you clearly didn't value yourself enough to walk away from a man who doesn't put you first. It's not too late. If he valued you and your child, he would commit. This will only end badly, otherwise.
TheTruthIsHarsh 4
Sheh, you're a fool, and a sexist. You've proven my point.