Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 40
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
BrookRae 19
Where in this FML does it say she knew he was married before? Maybe OP just now found out.
Grand_Cookie 21
I'm not gonna look through all the comments, but I wanted to say you're both terrible people and deserve every bad thing that will ever happen to you. I hope that kid turns out well, but I doubt it.
fboy1588 14
It's an expression n all but it kinda sucks to read ppl saying "**** baby's life" js
perdix 31
Chin up, OP! Just think, in two months, your boyfriend will probably want to take your baby to dinner on its birthday.
flashback_fml 14
Trash on fml lol
weveallbeenthere 30
both of you are stupid. future welfare recipients.
Narcisse_fml 25
So, what you're saying is, you're having a baby with a man who considers you only good enough to be nothing more than his hoe on the side? Since you referred to this married man as your "boyfriend," you obviously agree with him.
ViviMage 40
If he cheats on his wife, what will happen if/when *you* are the wife? (And sad to say, that's a big "if") I suggest you get out now before he hurts you and the child the same way he is hurting his actual wife.
jixiekat 14
this isn't FML this is I AM A ****
Sweetpea22 14
More like F the wife's and baby's life. OP, you won't get any sympathy from me since you knew he was married but slept with him any ways