Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
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Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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AliMarie 0
Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?
Nonamerequired 0
Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you
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Comments (154)
333reds333 0
today i went on fmylife.com, read this fml, and it wasn't the least bit funny. FML. they should give us a "who cares" button
4getful_09 0
YDI! May I just point out that this crazy is calling this poor bastard her "boyfriend" on their second date?
RatIsKing 0
hmm, maybe he was saying that he isn't as nervous now that he knows you better, or he meant talking to attractive girls for the first time unnerves him. either way, he's probably not saying youre ugly, imo
Dharman117 0
YDI for being unattractive
The_Nicest_Truth 5
I don't think he's your boyfriend if it's only your second date. I have two older brothers, so I know how these things work, and unless you're both really desperate I doubt you two would rush into a relationship like that. It kind of goes: 1.) You get to know each other and become friends. 2.) You start having feelings for each other and flirting with each other. 3.) You start dating, and after about a month or so of regular dating, then you're boyfriend and girlfriend. 4.) Engagement/Moving In Together/Marriage/Kids/Etc.
KiwiRockAddict 0
hahaha yes that is completely pathetic.
Xephyr 1
People are boyfriend/girlfriend after a single date now?
snickadoodle12 0
omg when you go out on a date with someone doesn't that mean they are your boyfriend/girlfriend already ******* hell
krismir29 0
she wasn't asking for a compliment. shit
vieeev 4
its kind of sad you call someone your boyfriend after two dates...