Today, my bosses were boasting about their work-funded retreat, including the $1,800 bottle of wine the company paid for. This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing. We are also the biggest company in our industry. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML
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Today, my rather large boss told me how the company needs to save money, how we are going downhill fast, even suggesting that we might go bankrupt very soon. He then went on to ask me to go get him some very expensive scotch using the company credit card to, "help him cope with the stress." FML
Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML
Today, I found out that my company is paying more for hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive for my entire year long internship. FML
Today, I found out why the temps were not invited to the company Christmas party. The company paid for the regular employees to go to a nice restaurant, gave them nice presents, and handed out substantial bonuses. They keep telling me they can't hire me on because the company can't afford it. FML
Today, after months of busting our asses and working round the clock on our latest project, I and the whole office just got bad news: when our boss promised extremely generous bonuses for doing all this, he was point-blank lying, and intended to take credit for our work all along. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, I'm working for a company that makes over a million dollars a year, yet leaves me with no choice but to pee in a cup because they won't pay to fix the only toilet in the building. FML
Slackers
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
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Yazoo77 16
Report to HR?
SammieIsabella 15
If the company can afford to send them on a retreat and an expensive bottle of wine, then they can afford to pay you for your work there. Go to HR and explain the situation. If they don't do anything, go above their head.
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mds9986 24
I honestly want to know what an $1800 bottle of wine tastes like.
jude_iscariot 7
As it turns out, not any different. Numerous studies have shown that people cannot tell the difference between expensive wine and average wine... Because there isn't really one.
Ikashy73 14
Like grapes, sorta.
JarodWalrus 14
Capitalist pigs. I agree with #1, report them.
Zebediabolical 45
It depends on what exactly you're doing for the company. Sometimes divisions and projects get shut down for whatever reason or other, but the company itself is doing just fine. Because throwing good money after bad isn't good for the bottom line. If they're spending that kinda money on wine while shutting down failed branches, that's one thing. But spending that money and cutting core services is completely another. Also, seperate divisions often have their own budget. Just because there's not enough money for one division to do things doesn't mean that the management teams budget is empty too. But bragging about a bottle of wine to someone who's work is getting cut is a pretty douchbag thing to do at the end of the day.
Phoenix_fml 13
OP doesn't mention their work being cut, just not getting paid for the work that they are doing. Less money in the budget or a smaller budget for a certain division doesn't affect them getting paid. Legally you get paid for your time. There are no other factors that go in to your base pay.
Zebediabolical 45
OP only had 300 characters to get the point across so obviously had to leave a lot out.
Phoenix_fml 13
That's just an assumption on your part to try to make yourself look right. You know what happens when you assume? Just subtract the 'me' from that equation.
Zebediabolical 45
See, I don't care if I'm right. I'm just pointing out the hard limits of the code, kind of like Twitter only allows 140 characters per post. But unlike Twitter you can't do a 1/3, 2/3, 3/3 break up to get a more indepth thought out. I'm making inferences based on what I read rather than wholesale assumptions. The 'biggest company in our industry' part tells me that it's very likely a corporate structure rather than just working for some schmoe. There is no mention that the work that has been done won't be paid for, just that there's no funding for it in the future. Sounds pretty much like a layoff or corporate restructuring for me. In fact, using almost that exact wording on a layoff slip pretty much ensures that the person can get unemployment benefits. I could be wrong. But based on the wording and some knowledge of how companies are run tells me that I could be right. No one ever writes an FML where they don't try to make themselves look sympathetic. I'm also trying to figure out what ASSU means. If you're going to insult someone, at least get the insult right.
Phoenix_fml 13
Wow, you got all that from "This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing." There's no reference to future pay, a restructure, or OPs division having less of a budget. You're jumping to conclusions when there's no mention of any of the previous events occurring in an attempt to show everyone how smart you are when really you don't have the slightest clue. Seriously, just take what OP wrote and base your comments off of that instead of assuming. You won't look like an ass. When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. Get rid of the ME and you made an ASS out of YOURSELF.
Zebediabolical 45
Of course there's no reference to future pay or restructuring. BECAUSE THERE IS A 300 CHARACTER LIMIT. And I'm not assuming. I'm inferring from a broad knowledge base and the wording of the FML. I'm pretty sure that at this point, we both look like asses. That is all.
Phoenix_fml 13
You're inferring wrong and reading way too much into what was written. Nowhere in the wording would it be possible to infer anything that you have mentioned. I, too, understand how corporations work and understand labor laws and pay. Legally, you are to be paid for your time, no matter what. Budgets and restructuring have no effect on it. And just because the company OP works for is the largest in their industry, doesn't mean it is a large industry; their industry/corporation may actually be small and not organized the same way. You're wrong and are trying to twist everything around to make yourself look right. Your reading comprehension skills are abhorrent and you come off like one of OPs bosses, enjoying a $1800 bottle of wine while OP works for free.
Zebediabolical 45
See, we're both making inferences based on what OP said. And mine, while they could be wrong, could also be right. Personally, I can't figure out why you have such a hardon for proving me wrong. Which you have not and cannot do. If OP comes and comments we'll find out the truth. I have advanced a reasonable and realistic reason why this could have occurred and all you've done is try and fail to knock it down while coming after me on a personal level. Real classy.
Phoenix_fml 13
A) I never inferred or assumed. Just pointing out your assumptions and finding flaws in your argument. B) I don't have a hard on for proving you wrong. I made a simple comment about how pay and labor laws work and you constantly try to prove me wrong with, quite frankly, made up fairy tales of how OPs company works when nothing was stated to support your claim. Stop trying to use the 300 character limit as your defense, it is weak and flimsy. Your reading comprehension skills are appalling and you come off as extremely arrogant.
Zebediabolical 45
The fact that the bosses went on a work-funded retreat with $1800 wine implies that it is a large and very likely prosperous company. This is reasonably backed up by OP's statement that 'We are also the biggest company in our industry.' It might indeed be a small company in a small industry. But they generally don't have management retreats with $1800 bottles of wine.This inference is based completely on a reasonable level of deductive reasoning and reading comprehension. You seem to think I'm trying to prove you wrong. I'm not. I agree completely that OP is both entitled and legally required to be paid for time worked. But nowhere in the FML does it say that OP isn't getting paid. "there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing." doesn't mean that OP isn't going to be paid for the work that has been completed. 'Doing'. Not 'Done'. This, combined with the implication that it's a larger company, leads me to deduce that the project (used loosely, it could be anything from a global corporate takeover to someone picking fly shit out of pepper) is what's being stopped, not OP's employment. Because OP made a deliberate choice not to mention being laid off or fired. The theory that I advanced is 100% reasonable and plausible and completely in line with everything that OP said. On top of that it passes the sniff test of something that could happen in a likely corporate dominated environment. Just because you interpret it differently doesn't mean either of us is wrong. And it certainly doesn't make my reading comprehension skills 'abhorrent' and 'apalling'.
Phoenix_fml 13
I think we're both trained differently to look at the same problem in a different light. "no funds to pay me for the work I'm doing" means, to me, that they won't get paid for their time. You're extrapolating and reading things differently about budgets and restructuring. There are many assumptions on your part to what OP is saying.
tlnorman 18
Go to HR.
Drosophila82 18
I assumed that the work condition is more humane in Australia than in the U.S. That's why I was thinking about migrating there.
amourmourant 18
Isn't that... Slave labor? Isn't that also... Illegal?
PANDORUM89 21
don't work for free. you know your worth and if they don't want to pay you then they don't get the services or knowledge you provide. simple as that
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
this is what is wrong with America now days. =/
IWishIWasObama 12
OP is in Australia, ding dong.
jude_iscariot 7
To be fair, that stuff ALSO happens in America.
Phoenix_fml 13
Poor reading comprehension is also a part of what's wrong with America. OP is from Australia.
IWishIWasObama 12
leverage in negotiations...
LozzieDumpling 11
Go to the ombudsmen.... What a bunch of f**king jerks.