Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a lifetime of weaves and extensions, I felt brave enough to wear my natural hair to work. As soon as I clocked in, my manager yelled, “Holy shit! What happened to you? Stick your finger in a socket or something?” I was then sent home for being, “Out of uniform.” FML
Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, for the first time in months, I wore my naturally curly hair instead of straightening it. Later on at work, a customer pointed at my hair and said, "Look, Bellatrix fucked a poodle." All my coworkers laughed. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
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IrePandaPotterLe 8
Now I'd like to know what your hair looks like...
DocBastard 40
Yes. Telling your boss to **** off is always a good idea, especially when he made a suggestion to improve business. Want to know a better idea? Telling an idiot commenter to **** off.
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Comments (78)
skyeyez9 25
Achy breaky heart mullet?
Ibeatmyself 3
I feel you on that I get asked "why did you get a perm your a guy" i say some guy are just born with curly hair
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Well. Why are you writing on FML? Get to it! You gotta go fix your hair so it doesn't look gross :) good luck op.
RAGE5119 9
Get your hair done!
edgarhaasenbary 8
Maybe u should fill a wig full of ur own shit and rub it in ur boss's face
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Troll
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
La Roux's hair?
32510forever 10
i completely understand. i have seriously out of control hair. it looks nice when i get out of the shower, but no amount of product is able to tame it. i can't even get it thinned at the salon because it just makes it thicker ): good thing i work at burger king and i have to tie it in a bun!
candy_kisses91 5
Just change up your style. The more clientele the more money$$$
xRezSynn 15
Now im curious to what your hair is like...