Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
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IN5AN3 0
Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?
nuclear 0
Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)
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Comments (100)
silly_kate 0
Your boss is a legend! i hate my boss, do you wanna swap?
untoldfame 3
mmmk. im not impressed. all good superheroes have facebooks. whats his? btw, if your boss is captian planet, im killing something. mullet wearing sonavagun.
SimpleSimon 0
haha, captain planet. You could just tell all the other super heroes picked on him as a kid
blameyourself 0
Is his name Tony Stark?
shnibz101 0
LOL
lorawr 0
What's wrong with writing? He's obviously been successful to be that higher up on the payroll than you. So stfu and maybe actually do some work so maybe one day you can be 50 dollars an hour up on the next person.
shnibz101 0
2,3,4,5 u guys suck
Toas7 0
Your boss is friggin' awesome.
RESTAREA 0
Ask for the company car, I bet it is the Batmobile.
xOpheliacx 0
So... are the comics any good?
plexico 4
Robin made much less than Batman, and Tonto made much less than the Lone Ranger. That's just the way it is for sidekicks. You should ask your boss if he'll put you in as his sidekick on his next comic crusade.