Anonymous
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
United States
Whipping boy
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
cantgetabreak
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Smart
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Is he stupid?
United States
Overachiever
Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Can't win
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Tired
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
BohGlam
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
tooefficient
Monday, Monday, so good to me…
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Top comments
david66_fml 20
How dare you not watch over your bosses shoulder and do his job for him! Shame on you OP! On a serious note, either find another job, or if you work for a corporation try going to a higher up. Good luck!
Le_ponderer 14
Its called saving-face and is a signature go-to move for bosses who aren't decent human beings. Sad that they do not realise how much respect for them you lose; because they are incapable of admitting their mistakes. Don't let it psychologically get you down. Tell a few close colleagues the truth and you'll feel better knowing the facts are out there.
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Comments (23)
blahhhhhhh85 9
go above him
SmittyJA24 26
This is what shitty bosses do; they take credit for their subordinate's accomplishments & blame the subordinates for their own mistakes. Sadly, this boss behavior is more the norm than the exception. Get used to it. Going over his head will only get you fired, or treated so bad you'll gladly quit. My advice: search for "how to deal with a boss who's an asshole." Good luck.
jmcp1986 15
That's how the hierarchy works.blame the people below yourself
freddygasman 18
in other words, shit rolls down hill.
interesting33 37
Written in a vague enough way to sadly apply to so many people! Sad so many people can relate to this!
kmrrpk 22
Same thing happened to me, I feel you.
moondoglou420 17
Well I hope you learned your lesson..?
Catdragon 40
I thought FMLs that were too similar to other FMLs wouldn't be published, way to go team
Shmatterhorn 38
If you can, take this up with Human Resources (or call your company's Ethics Hotline), as this dick move is highly inappropriate. If none of this can be done, then it's time to burnish up that resume (but do not use your boss as a reference).
513cletus 11
Did you not put a cover page on your TPS reports?