Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, my boss had a "team-building" event, which involved a game of trust falls. As I fell backwards, my coworkers failed to catch me, and I crumbled onto the floor. I'm now spending the afternoon in the ER with a sprained ankle, and my boss called to check if I still trust the team. Great bonding experience, guys. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well they will certainly remember you, and you might get some sort of deal out of pity :D
Welshite 40
I hate to say it but better you than an executive.
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Comments (81)
the_lightside 16
pull a hammy?
bigdfootball97 24
I hope that this FML gets golf the respect it deserves. As for you OP, don't feel bad; golf's not a sport that anyone can just jump in to. It takes a lot of patience, which even the pros lack sometimes.
Faff 20
your picture matches your comment
happyfingers 15
As much as that sucks, how exactly did you manage that?? But hey, I guess they won't be forgetting you anytime soon, huh? So if nothing else, at least you were memorable. :D
JaegerMayCry 13
The only time I ever went golfing I got mad and threw my club. It hit one of my friends in the back. They strangely never invited me to golf ever again.:C
Cheeley 17
Probably pulled something in his back during the swing.
Kamon97 23
You know you're no athlete when you get hurt in golf c'mon it's like the safest sport out there XD
summer4me 25
Just exactly how did you put yourself in the hospital with a swing?
jsc9306 14
Lol
rugby_lover09 13
Just be thankful that you didn't send one of the executives to the hospital.
an3ph 20
Soooooo… did you get the deal?