Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, fifteen minutes before the end of the day, my boss asked me who I was training to replace me. He then said never mind, that it was his job to choose someone. I hadn't indicated that I was planning on leaving the company. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I've been working towards a management position at my IT job for 9 years. My boss quit, so I thought, "This is my chance!" Nope, our department got outsourced and now I'm interviewing for my own job on Monday. FML
Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
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Top comments
stepgurl2011 0
Get the worst possible replacement you can!
cradle6 13
Find the worst qualified people to interview, and then don't hire anyone. While you're doing this, look for a new job. What's your boss going to do? Fire you?
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Comments (143)
abjohnston4 1
Hire someone really bad just as an fu to your boss
jeansltp 7
Just quit
tamgibbo 5
Well, I'm sure you will be rewarded with a promotion ;) congrats ;)
sBqOuMaBd 9
Typical responses: Quit, get worst possible replacement, everyone is unqualified. Probably what is going to happen, like #89 and 84 said, and you are getting promoted because someone else is leaving. Do what you are told, because if you don't you will probably live in that position for the rest of your career or get fired for sure. Don't ACT like you know what is going to happen for sure.
Cleao18317 11
You're still getting paid..for the time being..
TormundGiantBane 3
have him fire you. go through the motions, find adequate people. once they fire you collect unemployment (cant if quit) and you have grounds for "hostile work environment. IKALIRL
yourlifesucksHA 14
If your going to get fired why even do the assignment??
robokid777 4
get a dumb ass
GripItRight 10
I'll do wjat you say.. hire me! What's the job?
Shadowfros 3
I suggest procrastinating.