Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
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Jcsati8 0
At least it wasn't ****?
JillianIsLoveee 0
Not if their boss wanted them to go to a website.
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Comments (91)
amykillswitch 0
#4 has it right. lol that sounds like something that would happen to me. i guess he would of had to find out at some point.
Locket_fml 0
This is why friends don't let friends use Windows
Pandarsenic 0
*Points to comment 8/9*
cyberhoy 3
oh well at least now he knows you're serious about leaving maybe you can sneak a raise out of him and for numers 8,9,13 ctrlaltdelet doesnot always work when its frozen
TurtleGenius 0
"So, this isn't a good time to bring up that raise?..."
Why_Me77 0
Why are you job searching in the economic state that we are in? Atleast on the brightside, you weren't surfing on Xtube >.>
tmforeignguy 0
That's awkward. But, as #4 said, at least you weren't looking at pornography.
lnm701 0
Turn off the monitor next time...
galad2003 0
Seriously, this isn't the time to be looking for a new job. Although I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared in case you get fired/laid off. Looks like that is more likely now.
fml_seriouslyfml 0
if all else fails, you can always shut the computer off... and then just tell your boss you're rebooting... also, job searching on the job is really stupid... especially in this economy... there are so many people out of work already... why would you do this and make yourself one of them?