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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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It's so condescending that you assume he wants to have sex with you. And for everyone cracking inappropriate jokes, that isn't funny. YDI, OP.

Also, FYI, anyone who uses Google would know that inappropriate things like that don't pop up under suggestions. You would have to manually search them.

Prepare your anus

This needs a follow up!!!!

You're gunna end up ******....literally and figuratively. haha

Strider207 5

Hahaha, what #4 said.

May your soul rest in peace.

He wants to spread your butter . ;D

uhm... IDK how he googled or searched that without a freaking Law & Order episode on his behind!! .