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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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quit now right now

If you don't want it, run your boy ass out of there!

Bring a ******* bat

Everyone seems to have immediately jumped on the homophobia bandwagon, but has anyone considered the awkwardness of it? Would you wanna go on a business trip with your boss after learning what kind of fetish he's into?..... I wouldn't...

He likes you and he wants you now you can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

you better run dude.

get laid tgen he will leave you alone

yaoiiiiiii

Take lube lol

2009....what happened i wonder...