Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML
Today, I had to reply to my boss's comments to a 50+ page document. Every second comment could be answered by, "See the sentence above/below" because apparently someone has problems with his short term memory. FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, I was fired because of a "poorly executed" task. My boss claims that I just copypasted an existing document in a new file; I was instructed exactly to take the document and move its content to a new table without changing anything. It was discussed beforehand, but looks like his own messages are not a proof. FML
Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
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MagicGiraffe 12
You're supposed to give constructive criticism, not be a d-bag about it...
carry_on 19
Don't expect that honesty to earn you a promotion anytime soon OP...
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Comments (89)
grahmagog 14
Honesty isnt always the best policy
mn_shr 22
I was going to say the same thing
limitedition 25
That's why we ask questions before we critique something. ESP something coming from the boss
SS99_fml 20
You probably could have worded it better and played it off as constructive criticism...that's just kinda rude to say, but either way, that sucks realllyyyy bad :/ Maybe you should acknowledge the elephant in the room and apologize
delaneyluke 5
And you thought he gave you his kids homework to read, didn't you
j_cat187 20
Charge for English tutoring. That will be your job after getting "layed off".
perdix 31
How does it feel to be fired by a child? I once got fired by a Nazi-loving pedophile. That was pretty crappy.
Zebediabolical 45
You worked for my uncle too? Small world!
MeLoveCats 7
sorry OP, hopefully you didn't get fired over it. after all, you were just being honest with your own opinion.
scottyspot 11
That's what he gets for asking for an honest opinion. Hopefully he will give you a promotion for honesty!
xcam1995 6
Ouch, tell him it was just an estimation. U threw out an honest guess, maybe he'll reward your honesty. Or stand your ground on the matter and perhaps he'll respect your big balls.
oxygenius 14
YDI for not being tactful.