Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
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shaBAMalex 0
LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?
crazy_cat_lady 0
At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!
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Comments (112)
Eternity_fml 0
For a sec I thought you meant you didn't wear anything... but then I thought, "That can't be right."
cyxx 0
hahahahah 3 and 28 :)
MukyDaCookie 0
#27 Hollister is (ALOT) better than West49 or whatever emo bran im sure you wear
MooKee 0
Hahahahahaahahahaahahaahahhahahahaahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahah I'm in your class. You got owned. Im going to tell everyone. At least you will be able to post a new FML!
mich23 10
XD i rlly wanna know what you wore!
amaranthine_fml 0
i don't think this qualifies as an fml. people wear ugly shirts all the time now. its kinda the style.
xanth 0
I am the only one that thinks this is a weird and pointless way to commemorate your freshman year?
imaballer18 0
what did it look like?
mr_tall_guy 0
That sounds like something my old bio teacher would do.
JVonDahl 9
Well, sounds like you lucked out. You won, and now you know what NOT to wear. At least you didn't wear it on a regular day and have everyone think you look crappy.