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Olive14 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

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Haha, alright, I'm gonna try to clear this up. It wasn't my car. We were with two guys and it was the guy she was hooking up with's car. I was sitting in the front seat talking with the other guy (you know, 'cause I kinda have this thing where I DON'T hook up with guys I've just met), when we heard sounds from the back and realized they were *******. It's freezing here this time of year, so there was nowhere to go and it was wayyyy too cold to get out of the car. Most. Awkward. Moment. Of. My. Life.

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Learn to ****-block.

YDI for not joining in. :)

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It's the middle of December, it's supposed to be cold. If you had dressed appropriately standing outside for the limited amount of time a back seat hook-up takes would not have been problematic. You're just as skeezy as your friend is for choosing to stay.

englishhottiexx 0

best friend?

that's the kind of stuff that traumatises you for life :|

I still don't understand why OP and the boy she was talking to didn't stop them. If it were me, I wouldn't leave; I would tell them to wait until I wasn't around to have sex.

a good chance to hit the gas, sex on a car going 75mph..

HEY! Back in 1990, I got an awesome ******* at midnight on I-10 through Biloxi Mississippi while I was driving about 85 mph. Oh Man. Da Bomb!

Wow

Ninjafriends 1

You should have driven to your friend's house, parked in the driveway and rang her parents' doorbell. She should be sharing this special moment with her family.

YDI for having stupid friends.

ew your 14 that's disgusting

#4 had the best comment lol